Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ok this morning I am beyond mad! I'm so angry I really feel like picking a fight with some random stranger just so I can punch them! Last night was NOT good at all! I had JUST gotten home to find out my husband, Ron had given away ALL the farkin' treat bags to a bunch of teenage girls that weren't even dressed up. It ruffles my feathers because loads of little cute smaller kids came to the door and I had nothing for them. Another thing. I was just in the bloody door and was arranging some funky lights outside when a gang and yes a gang of teenage boys were walking past the house, the more I think about it the more I should have realized what was about to happen. I don't like giving to older kids, especially ones that aren't even dressed up. I told them we were all out, I even said sorry and happy halloween. All of a sudden something WHACKS the door and I mean hard! I didn't realize it was an egg at 1st. It almost hit me in the face. It was thrown so hard that we found pieces of it in our kitchen that is 10 feet and around the corner from the door.
I chased them up the street. I had on my sandals and was finding it hard to run but I almost caught one of them. Thanks to my training I know realize I've been such a bloody wimp at running. I can run, and pretty fast too!!! I chased them for a good 2 blocks before coming up with a better idea. I ran back to the house, grabbed a dozen eggs from my fridge and got in the car and followed them. I caught up with them, rolled down my window and threw every single egg at them. They still had some eggs and threew them back hitting the car once, once they ran out they started throwing tootsie rolls. Tootsie rolls are HARD and one of them hit me on the lip, then they decided to throw stones. I about turned, came home and called for the police. Not 5 minutes later I see a sheriff driving past the house so I flag him down and tell him where I last saw them. I have no idea if they were caught or not but they messed with the wrong person. I got a good bloody look at them too and if I ever see them again I won't hesitate to get right in their faces. DO NOT MESS WITH THE SCOTS!!!!!!!!! Especially this one that is BEELIN' this morning.
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